releasings:

my mum likes to play this game called yell from 4 rooms away and get upset when i can’t hear her

(via teslathecat)

eswilew:

"mickey i am fed up wit your bullshit devil magic"
eswilew:

"mickey i am fed up wit your bullshit devil magic"
eswilew:

"mickey i am fed up wit your bullshit devil magic"
eswilew:

"mickey i am fed up wit your bullshit devil magic"
eswilew:

"mickey i am fed up wit your bullshit devil magic"
eswilew:

"mickey i am fed up wit your bullshit devil magic"
eswilew:

"mickey i am fed up wit your bullshit devil magic"
eswilew:

"mickey i am fed up wit your bullshit devil magic"

eswilew:

"mickey i am fed up wit your bullshit devil magic"

(via teslathecat)

hellugh:

stoned-levi:

sullivanthere:

I went from this

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to this

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at first I thought it was an alternative way to hard-boil eggs… nope…

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DEAR GOD. PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS. IT MAY LOOK LIKE ANOTHER DUMB VIDEO, I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT JESUS PLEASE WATCH THIS. SO FUCKING WEIRD.

REVOLUTION

I want to know who is responsible

(via teslathecat)

ruinedchildhood:

me after group projects ruinedchildhood:

me after group projects ruinedchildhood:

me after group projects
tonilstark:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS
PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

That is the best description I have ever heard.

tonilstark:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS

PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

That is the best description I have ever heard.

(via peanutbutterhandjob)

yoitomi:

i found this piece of paper in a desk at school and this was the ONLY thing on it

(via thats-so-meme)

plasticbagvevo:

plasticbagvevo:

lady gaga? why not gentleman gaga? end racism now!

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(via theyellowbitchroad)

meladoodle:

sorry son, it’s not MY fault you were born on opposite day.. now where are my presents

(via theyellowbitchroad)

officialfrenchtoast:

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this is not the look of someone who is ashamed

(via theyellowbitchroad)

t0tally-pers0nal:

Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

(via theyellowbitchroad)

vaporwave-official:

avant-sad:

vaporwave-official:

tumblr is like this:

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we should be like this:

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why would a cool jock like me want to get along with nerds?

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(via theyellowbitchroad)

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

impalathief:

butts-are-wonderful:

laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

“Yes, hello, I’m from the FBI. I would like to ask you some questions about your daughter’s death.”

“But I already talked to the FBI.”

"i know. i just have a few more questions to ask you"

(via theyellowbitchroad)

queenchrissycumberbatch:

my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) sass 

2) insults

3) inappropriate sexual humor. 

(via theyellowbitchroad)